A man will steal your car or burn your house down or beat the shit out of you. But a woman will ruin' your fucking life. Do you see the diffrence?

Like... a man will cut your arm off and throw it in the river but he'll leave you, as a human being, intact. He won't fuck with who you are.

Women are non-violent but they will shit inside of your heart.

-Louis CK [hér]